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I dont do requests Is chopstiks or nuffin

If we had thumbs, we would be snapping

thx 4 gettin me dis fancy butt warmer

Okay, so the siege is going to be a little harder than we thought.

NXT DOOR KITTEH DISAPPROVES OF UR PARTY

Breaking News - BODYGUARD CAT TAKES BULLET FOR MONORAIL CAT

hhhhheres KITTEH

It wasn't that kind of massage...

IT'S FINALLY HAPPENED

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.

Breaking News - President Obama entered the Matrix today in a last ditch effort to stimulate the failing US economy.........

HONESTY IN POLITICS

Suck it Trebeck!

FOOLS

I've hired you to help me start a war. That's a prestigious line of work with a long and glorious tradition.

You are a sonofabitch

Allright, America, quit your bitching. I am trying to fix this shit, just calm down and hand me the duct tape.

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59-0

Maybe tonight when you're sleeping I'll dress you up as DEAD

I'm plotting my revenge

Breaking News - Blagojevich offers to resign "if price is right"

ur tear gas is no match for my pretend pistols

Class of 1971. Osama Bin Laden "Most Likely to Jihad".

Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see

yew wan mad cao? i gives yew mad cao.

Winston finally had to concede he might have put on a little weight over Catmas

bartender kitteh iz tellin u 2 go home

DEATH Is always closer than you think

Demographic Breakdown of Miley Cyrus Fans

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