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  • If you are asked to bring in a piece of music as inspiration in a Creative Writing class, do not ...
  • There is no such thing as, "Just one more episode of Doctor Who."
  • No matter how hard you push the charger plug into the laptop, the indicator LED won't come on unl...
  • Good Idea: Letting your boyfriend take you out now that you're mostly over your cold. Bad Idea: ...
  • When about to listen to music with headphones, make sure the volume is turned to a reasonable lev...
  • Always make sure you take off your 3D glasses at the movies, when attempting to go out to get mor...
  • DO NOT think that cramming pancakes in your mouth at the last second will stop you from sneezing....
  • Good idea: Buy a chainsaw to cut some nasty brush out of your yard. Bad idea: Buy a chainsaw to ...
  • Never EVER leave an unopened soda can in your car. It will explode during the snowpocolypse, and ...

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