emily_has_lolcat

(While I'm getting ready for work.) Dad: Hey, did you get some coffee? I don't want your white c...

(Meow from outside door) Mom: I hear a kitty! (Opens door) Mom: Wait, where's the kitty? Was t...

(After I got my fiance pregnant) Me: Well, mom, we're having a baby! Mom: How the hell did that...

(Me and my Mum walked into Kmart behind a gay couple holding hands.) Mum: Oh my God! Look at th...