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When teaching someone how to play Team Fortress 2, the correct way to tell them which team to sho...

(After walking into my new apartment) Mom: It doesn't smell like sex. You should break in the co...

(Boyfriend fell asleep on the couch. I poke him, trying to wake him up.) BF: DONT TOUCH THAT D...

Grandmother: I think I wanna make a facebook... Under the name "Nita Weiner". Grandfather: Why d...

(me and my mom are talking about Greek Mythology) Me: Did you know Nike was a goddess? Mom: Wh...