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Dad: WE'RE MOVING TO FRANCE SO I CAN HAVE SOME REAL GODDAMN FRENCH TOAST. Me: Wha- Dad: YOU HEA...

Me: Dad, how would you react if I told you I was pregnant? Dad: Pfft. I'm too young and pretty t...

Me: In this light, do I look like a red-head? Mom: Ginger. Gingers, not red-heads. And yes. You ...

(text conversation with my mom) Mom: We are sitting on the porch watching the kitties. Me: Awww...

My sister bought a leather belt with her name burnt in it, soon after my other sister bought the ...

Me: Dad, stop yelling at the TV! Dad: I'm not going to stop yelling until they listen to me!

[When I was about 9, my girl scout troop had to participate in this international fair thing wher...

Me: If A rhino and I were hanging over a cliff and you could only save one who would you save, M...