fersinawolf

Sister (On the subject of a blueberry donut): I am never going to eat a regular donut again, beca...

Me: "Did you know if you rub strawberries on your teeth it gets rid of all the stains?" Dad: "Di...

*my boyfriend and I are making red frosting for zombie cookies* Mom: I can get you some real hum...

Mum: GET DOWN HERE BEFORE I BURY YOU UNDER THE FLOORBOARDS!! I'VE SEEN ENOUGH EPISODES OF NCIS To...

Dad: You've got to be smarter than the meat!!!