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(My Sicilian Grandmother after watching the Godfather for the very first time) Nonni: Those guys...

My grandma on the answering machine: Hi Scott! Hi Mel! Hi Haley! Hi...oh damn, who's the other one?

Dad: Remember, don't drink and drive. You might spill. Pull over, finish the drink, THEN you can ...

(Watching Fergie on TV) Grammy: She looks like a poor Lady Gaga.

Dad: Snoring, and then abruptly stops. Mom: Wake yourself up? Dad:(sleeptalking) THE STATUE OF ...

The morning my mom died, I was a total wreck coming home. Walking through the door, I slogged thr...

Everyone was recieving their yearbooks today, but I was one of the few 8th graders who couldn't a...

*My dad talking in his sleep* Dad: Get the cows off the roof! Me: Uhm... What? Dad: I SAID Get...

During the superbowl; me cheering for the steelers, my mom cheering for the packers. Me( after a...

(On our way to the YMCA, talking about it) Mom: So what machines are you guys gonna use? Me: Th...