fudgepickle

My dad is white and my mom is black, and I was wearing a striped shirt that day Dad: "You look l...

Mom: You're dating someone and you didn't tell me?! Me (a junior): Yeah he's a freshman.... Mom...

(Dad is lying on the floor of the front room) Dad: I'm gonna get me a biiiiiiiig sandwich. (get...

Driving with dad passing a cemetary: Dad: you know how many people are dead in there? Me: I dun...

(With my mom in a toy shop) Me: Hey mom, watch this! *puts on a Darth Vader helmet* Luke, I am y...

(The day of my wedding rehearsal- My mom is giving me away.) Me- Mom, you can let go. Mom- Nope. ...

Dad: *takes a bite of my eggs* Me: Dude, you just ate like half an egg! Dad: Oh, you'll get ovu...

Mom: (While staring at a Coke bottle she had just cleaned out for recycling) You know, these bott...

If that Hot sauce you enjoy isnt coming out, make sure the lid is on tightly before it falls off ...