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If you see an attractive girl in a yellow dress it may not be a good idea to approach her by sayi...
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If you suspect that something you ate might have given you diarrhea, do not eat more of it to see...
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For Pete's sake, turn off your phone during Sunday Service. You won't impress anyone with your "I...
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Never leave an easy button on your night stand when having sex with your wife, you might roll ove...
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If an attractive co-worker says she's hungry, never offer her a bite of your slim jim by saying "...
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Beware of potential tongue-twisters when reading aloud in English class. "Big black clock" can e...
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