genevieveb

Good Idea: Getting that breast reduction you really needed. Better idea: Resting and taking your...

[Parents in bedroom looking at cold/flu tablets. I walk in looking for the cat] Me: Hey, mum, da...

*Grandmother reading obituaries* Nana: Oh, good... Me: Good what? Nana: I'm not in there.

(Talking about a baseball player & watching a game) Mom: that boy needs food, he looks like a ch...

(Me talking about my cat to my Mom) Me: I just don't understand it, it's like he only likes me w...

Dad: I think I was a Catholic priest in a past life. I now demand you refer to me as 'your holine...

(On my sister's 10th birthday, supper was taking forever to cook.) Sister: *whining* But Mooomm,...