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Mom: When you were a baby I swear I'd take a bullet for you in the blink of an eye... Now you're ...

There is a big difference between acetaminophen and methamphetamine. Both long-ish words with lot...

When your work mates are waiting for you in the hotel lobby to go to dinner, spell check your tex...

When about to watch a movie in your boyfriend's room and upon becoming exasperated at his checkin...

During Sexual Ed class, never, EVER reach down your pants to fix your underwear. You might just h...

Yes, that scarf your GF made you is very, very long. And yes, it will get stuck in the revolving ...

When at a party, don't sneak into the baby (who isn't there)'s room to have sex with your girlfri...

You may have enjoyed your long vacation where you can pee with the door open, but you are back at...

Telling a girl her new haircut looks "better" is not nearly as nice of a compliment as saying it ...

Dad: Don't go into the dark, the Boogie Man will get you. Me: You're the Boogie man, and the To...

(In the living room about 15 minutes before Thanksgiving Dinner with 20 family members and Grandm...

Never mix too much alcohol with M&M's. You will forget you ate them and panic three hours later w...

Rebelling against your parents is so mainstream. I do exactly what my parents tell me to do.

My girlfriend broke up with me today. She said everyone thought she was a lesbian because of me.