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Me: You know, it's because of moments like this I think I'm adopted. Dad: Well, when you find yo...

Got distracted by squirrel. Missed bus. #LFMF

Mom: Was Germany involved in World War II?

Turn doorknob, THEN open door--in that order. LFMF

*i walk into room* Mom: You can't just leave body parts in the dryer!

Me: Can I have a glass of water, Mom? Mom: Do you want a plate or a fork? Me: ....

(on her way to bed for the night) Grandmother: If I go to sleep, wake me up so I can finish my nap.

Me: Mom, you have a text message Mom:(Raises it to ear) hello? Me:Mom...it's a text

Don't text your friend, asking if he knows where your phone is. He wont ever let you forget it.