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Grandpa: Those damn Caucasians are so loud at night! Me: You mean cicadas? Grandpa: Yeah, whate...

(while shopping for a backpack) Me: I kinda like this purple plaid one. Dad: It looks like they...

(While trying to teach my mother texting lingo) Me: and what does brb mean? Mom: Bring your own...

Mum: So, whom are you texting? Me: Mum, this is a calculator...

Me: Mom, you have a text message Mom:(Raises it to ear) hello? Me:Mom...it's a text

(While researching on a CD-Rom about anatomy) Mom: DON'T CLICK THAT ONE!!! IT MIGHT BE SOMETHING...

Dad: Are you watching "My Little Pony"? Me: This cartoon is amazing. Leave me alone. Dad: ...It...

Me: What's for dinner? Mom: BBQ chicken breasts. Dad: CHICKEN TITS‽

Me: Hey Dad, why did you and mom have me so late in your marriage? Dad: Well, 18 years ago, your...