helinay

when frantically running to the aid of a person who has just been hit by a car at an intersection...

If you like sleeping without any pj bottoms on, never wear a thong at night. Your dorm will have ...

If you know you are asleep, and are dreaming you are peeing in a bathroom, think again. You will ...

Roast Chicken cooks a lot faster INSIDE the hot oven than it does on top of it. #LFMF

If you last name is Lecter, don't call your baby daughter Annabel. Just don't. #LFMcousin'sF

Never try to sharpen your finger in a pencil sharpener. The blade has to be sharp to sharpen the ...

When you have a cold and your nose is sore from blowing it, check that the tube in your medicine ...

Remember that pair of pants that you threw out because they ripped? Well you didn't throw them ou...

Before getting your nephew a rubix cube for his seventh birthday, remember that he is colourblind...

Before going into a haunted house, pee first. If you dont, you WILL pee your pants and your frien...

When your tongue is numb from that cavity you just had filly, don't eat, no matter how hungry you...