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  • bullshitting with my dad Me: are you allergic to anything? Dad: (after 2 mins of looking in dee...
  • Dad: I will never be happy again. (2 seconds later)-Proceeds to rip a giant fart. Dad: Maybe I ...
  • (My dad and I talking about our funerals) Me: You know what dad? Dad: Hmm? Me: I want to have...

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