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  • My dad HATES the taste of fish, which means he doesn't get any of the great vitamins from seafood...
  • My 9 year old's teacher called me the other day, laughing. My son was talking about the Irish ste...
  • I have always been made fun of at work and nobody ever takes me seriously. Yesterday while workin...
  • My (female) friend was recently asked out by someone she knew. However, that person was a girl. M...
  • I work in the deli of a mainstream grocery store where most of our customers are quite rude and c...
  • My bestfriend (who is of an opposite gender) and I have had a really close friendship since we me...
  • Went to McDonalds a week ago to hang out alone, sat by the window, and the prettiest girl in our ...
  • Today, my 89-year-old grandfather told me how he hustles games of pool from the 79-year-olds at t...
  • Woke up this morning (after St. Patricks) with a massive hangover. Looked to the side of my bed, ...
  • If your last name is Byrd, please for goodness sake don't name your kids Robin,Jay, or Raven. Its...
  • When giving an hour long presentation it is a good idea to have some water nearby to moisten your...
  • Fruit cakes are baked with Alcohol in them. Alcohol when heated produces a gas. This gas burns. ...
  • When having a few drinks to build up the courage to ask a girl out don't forget the bar has a gla...
  • Try to remember when you hang your wetsuit up in the shower to dry. It's embaressing when you fr...
  • If your biology teacher gets something wrong in class you should either 1) let it slide or 2) pol...
  • Tequila. #LFMF
  • I'm a tour guide at one of the local tourist attractions, and on one pretty boring day I was taki...
  • A few years a go, while hiking in a provincial park in Canada, my friend lost her glasses, we sea...
  • I was heading home from the frozen yogurt store when I saw a man in a mechanical wheelchair stuck...
  • The doorknob to my bathroom is very difficult having broken it several times. Today I really had...

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