My dad HATES the taste of fish, which means he doesn't get any of the great vitamins from seafood...
My 9 year old's teacher called me the other day, laughing. My son was talking about the Irish ste...
I have always been made fun of at work and nobody ever takes me seriously. Yesterday while workin...
My (female) friend was recently asked out by someone she knew. However, that person was a girl. M...
I work in the deli of a mainstream grocery store where most of our customers are quite rude and c...
My bestfriend (who is of an opposite gender) and I have had a really close friendship since we me...
Went to McDonalds a week ago to hang out alone, sat by the window, and the prettiest girl in our ...
Today, my 89-year-old grandfather told me how he hustles games of pool from the 79-year-olds at t...
Woke up this morning (after St. Patricks) with a massive hangover. Looked to the side of my bed, ...
If your last name is Byrd, please for goodness sake don't name your kids Robin,Jay, or Raven. Its...
When giving an hour long presentation it is a good idea to have some water nearby to moisten your...
Fruit cakes are baked with Alcohol in them. Alcohol when heated produces a gas. This gas burns. ...
When having a few drinks to build up the courage to ask a girl out don't forget the bar has a gla...
Try to remember when you hang your wetsuit up in the shower to dry. It's embaressing when you fr...
If your biology teacher gets something wrong in class you should either 1) let it slide or 2) pol...
Tequila. #LFMF
I'm a tour guide at one of the local tourist attractions, and on one pretty boring day I was taki...
A few years a go, while hiking in a provincial park in Canada, my friend lost her glasses, we sea...
I was heading home from the frozen yogurt store when I saw a man in a mechanical wheelchair stuck...
The doorknob to my bathroom is very difficult having broken it several times. Today I really had...