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My dad HATES the taste of fish, which means he doesn't get any of the great vitamins from seafood...

My 9 year old's teacher called me the other day, laughing. My son was talking about the Irish ste...

I have always been made fun of at work and nobody ever takes me seriously. Yesterday while workin...

My (female) friend was recently asked out by someone she knew. However, that person was a girl. M...

I work in the deli of a mainstream grocery store where most of our customers are quite rude and c...

My bestfriend (who is of an opposite gender) and I have had a really close friendship since we me...

Went to McDonalds a week ago to hang out alone, sat by the window, and the prettiest girl in our class went there too. I was thinking that she was with someone, then she noticed me and said, "You hang out here alone too?" and after that, we hung out together ever since. MMD. :3

Today, my 89-year-old grandfather told me how he hustles games of pool from the 79-year-olds at the senior center. IMMD.

Woke up this morning (after St. Patricks) with a massive hangover. Looked to the side of my bed, and drunk me had left a glass of water, a small plate of snacks and a handwritten note apologising for my sore head, complete with a list of stuff I did last night that I might not remember. The fact that drunk me decided to look after hungover me MMD

If your last name is Byrd, please for goodness sake don't name your kids Robin,Jay, or Raven. Its not cute and therapy is expensive. Trust me I know. #LFMF

When giving an hour long presentation it is a good idea to have some water nearby to moisten your throat. However, it is not a good idea to choke on an ice cube. #LFMF

Fruit cakes are baked with Alcohol in them. Alcohol when heated produces a gas. This gas burns. When you turn the oven up to 300 and the resulting explosion blows its door open and burns all the hair off your face, do not get angry when the responding EMT laughs at you. #LFMF

When having a few drinks to build up the courage to ask a girl out don't forget the bar has a glass door. You will walk into it head first and smash it. Everyone will laugh. You will have to get stitches. #LFMF

Try to remember when you hang your wetsuit up in the shower to dry. It's embaressing when you freak out because there is a stranger standing in your shower #LFMF

If your biology teacher gets something wrong in class you should either 1) let it slide or 2) politely point out that he was wrong that particular time and correct him. Don’t suddenly stand up and shout, “HA YOU’RE WRONG” in an overly dramatic way. He will not be happy. #LFMF

Tequila. #LFMF

I'm a tour guide at one of the local tourist attractions, and on one pretty boring day I was taking a group of university students around the site. As I was taking them into the scariest part of the attraction and telling them about the ghosts, one of their phones started to ring - turned out their ringtone was the Ghostbusters theme song! The perfect timing and sing-along that came with it totally MMD!

A few years a go, while hiking in a provincial park in Canada, my friend lost her glasses, we searched for them until it was dark but finally had to give up and come back in the morning. We marked the spot on the trail with an X made with sticks so we would know where we were searching. When we returned the next morning, her glasses were sitting on the X. Someone must have found them and saw the X and figured out that they were connected. The kindness and unlikeness of it M our D

I was heading home from the frozen yogurt store when I saw a man in a mechanical wheelchair stuck on the curb. Then, I saw a man get out of his car, walk over to the stuck man and help him get onto the curb. Seeing that there are still decent behaving people in the world totally MMD

The doorknob to my bathroom is very difficult having broken it several times. Today I really had to go to the bathroom and the knob wouldn't budge. Getting frustrated I muttered "Alohomora" under my breath and the door came open on the next twist my little Harry Potter moment MMD