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(My gay friend, Josh, was on his way over to my house. My dad told me to make my bed, but I was b...

(While ordering at McDonalds) 6 year old brother: And I want a boy toy in my meal! Mom: (Brothe...

(While going through my dad's briefcase) sister(sarcastically): There's a calculator built into ...

(Boyfriend fell asleep on the couch. I poke him, trying to wake him up.) BF: DONT TOUCH THAT D...