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You shouldn't peek down a girl's low-cut shirt when her mom is around. She may not notice, but he...

Don't let your youngest sibling on the computer unsupervised. He will go straight for a site he h...

When you are in a restaurant, and you tune out and go to take a sip of your drink, make sure that...

When your expensive new phone is about to be thrown at you, quickly remember if you had it insure...

So you thought it'd be funny to set your ringtone to the Imperial March for when your mother call...

Ladies, do not give your boyfriend head when he's sick. Cuz at some point he's gonna start gaspin...

Hi! I see you're editing the online menu for a fine French restaurant. Please double-check your...

If your throat is dry, do not walk into a room that happens to be full of men and ask if anyone h...

When feeding your infant twins with your overprotective wife, after she tells you to "be careful!...

When your husband has a 2 hr commute home from work, don't greet him at the door in a sexy neglig...

Beagles are, contrary to popular belief, rather smart dogs. It does not take them long to work ou...

If you live with a kitten nicknamed 'The Diabolical Genius' remember to close the bathroom door F...

Good Idea: Going to Hawaii for your honeymoon. Iffy Idea: (too late to change plans) It's the wee...

Never, never EVER feed your dog the leftover crusts from your garlic bread. His farts will turn d...

When playing with a Nerf gun with your 2 year old daughter, after teaching her not to point it at...

When trying to convince you parents that you aren't drunk, "I'm 14, how could I even get alcohol!...

If your parents door is shut and the song "Pour Some Sugar On Me" is playing on full blast from s...

Do not smack-talk a mosquito while swatting at it. It will fly into your mouth for "safety". #LFMF

Turns out those snappers that pop when you throw them at the ground leave traces of explosives on...

Before saying "I'm really high" make sure everyone present knows that you're diabetic and referri...

When you are shaving with an electric razor and your favorite rock song comes on the radio do not...

Just because you and your friends, all tall, muscular rock climbers in your twenties, have been t...

Dont build your wasp nest in my charcoal grill. I have lighter fluid, matches, and a near sadist...

Good idea: having people you can trust Awesome idea: confiding in them about your bipolar disord...

If you are a parent and have a five year old kid that wants to be a chef....please make sure his ...

When your 6 year old brother, who loves pickles, holds up a jar of pickled Pepperoncini peppers a...

Never mention handyman abilities in your profile when joining an online dating site. You will th...

When in a public health department, it may be considered bad taste to refer to hand sanitizer as ...

As awesome as it is having hippie parents who will not only get high with you, but also go out an...