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Mum: Oh that was a good guess! Me: What was? Mum: Well I didn't know what was the brake, thank ...

Me: I get to do the flour project! Dad: What's that? Me: It's when you carry around a flour sac...

Me:I'm mad at you. Mom:No you're not, you are definitely not mad at me. Me:What? Mom:Shut up!I...

Mum: So, whom are you texting? Me: Mum, this is a calculator...

Mom: Shh I'm trying to sleep. Me: Ok, well give me the remote then. Mom: No, I'm watching tv! ...

Me (to my parents): have you guys ever argued? Mom: yes, once. Me: was it bad? Mom: kinda, but...

Me: "Did you know if you rub strawberries on your teeth it gets rid of all the stains?" Dad: "Di...

Mom: Your kids are going to be well-fed. Me: What? Mom: I mean, just look at the size of your b...

Dad, on how warm we keep the house: Firewood doesn't grow on trees!

Mom: WHAT?!?! I CANT HEAR YOU! IT'S TOO DARK IN HERE!