jamesmcnabb

(Me brushing my teeth) (Gargling, Dad walks in holds my nose and says) Dad: Swallow! Me: (Spi...

Me: Dad, I can't remember what RNA is! Dad: Remember, RNA is sort of like an aggressive date. ...

(This was a few years back while we were watching David Tennant on "Friday Night with Jonathan Ro...

(Dad and sister talking about people who tame monkeys.) Sister: How come there are always birds ...

(Grandma scolding me for having girlfriend's name tattooed on my arm.) Grandma: You just wait un...