The latest from jkasanke
Mom: Awww I'm too horny to sit down.. Me: Uhhmm..what? Mom: I'm too sleepy to sit down...that's what I said right?
*Grandma is driving with the radio on, Eminem plays and she turns it up, dancing* Sister and I: *giggling* Grandma: what? I'd do him
(Watching Thor with the family) Mom: Wow! he's stacked! Me: Uh...mom, I think you mean ripped... Mom: Whatever! I just want to see him with his jeans on his hip-bones and his shirt off! Me:....
Dad: We will always support you. No matter what. Unless they find a dead hooker in your car with her blood on your hands. Well, we'll still support you, because lets face it, the bitch probably had it coming.
Dad: Child Making. 30 seconds of heaven, 9 months of hell. Me: o.O
