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Mom: Awww I'm too horny to sit down.. Me: Uhhmm..what? Mom: I'm too sleepy to sit down...that's...

*Grandma is driving with the radio on, Eminem plays and she turns it up, dancing* Sister and I: ...

(Watching Thor with the family) Mom: Wow! he's stacked! Me: Uh...mom, I think you mean ripped.....

Dad: We will always support you. No matter what. Unless they find a dead hooker in your car with ...

Dad: Child Making. 30 seconds of heaven, 9 months of hell. Me: o.O