jonesthecat

Don't give up your seat on the bus. I'd rather see a pregnant woman standing up than a fat girl ...

Ladies, do not give your boyfriend head when he's sick. Cuz at some point he's gonna start gaspin...

If your throat is dry, do not walk into a room that happens to be full of men and ask if anyone h...

Just because you like one song from a band, doesn't mean you will like them all. Check them out b...

Absolutely, positively never scratch your balls underneath your pants. Not only is it incredibly ...

When trying to convince you parents that you aren't drunk, "I'm 14, how could I even get alcohol!...

When you are a ten year old with no money and think it's cute to give your parents "gift certific...

When your boyfriend is staying over and you wake up during the night to the sound of a man breath...

If you're masturbating while smelling you're best friends sister's panties, make sure you don't g...

That $20,000+ and 2 years you spent busting your ass for a Master's Degree? Guess what, it's a wo...