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The ginger woman at my work recently announced that she is pregnant by her black boyfriend. She w...

Never call your backpack a sack. People will make fun of you for holding/grabbing your sack

If you are drunk, no matter how hungery you think you may be, 6 double cheeseburgers are too many...

When signing off a letter, remember there is a big difference between writing 'Regards' and 'Reta...

Eyeing the neighbor's bikini-wearing wife while you're jogging: awesome. Being so distracted you ...

When you walk into the bathroom in the middle of the night and start screaming because theres som...

When you are playing with a fire, and a coal falls out... Remember that you are wearing FiveFinge...

When seeing a friend for the first time in over a year, be careful what you say. Complimenting a ...

When you are holding a random screw you found and are asking your friend if she wants to see it ...