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Sniffing pepper does not make you sneeze like in the cartoons. It does however cause mind numbing...

Never and I mean NEVER jump off the top bunk of a bunkbed with an umbrella to be like Mary Poppin...

If you're a teacher who has just finished participating in a long and exhausting school fair, and...

Good idea: Going to a bar with some friends! Good idea: Flirting with a Scottish dude! Bad idea...

If you have a friend who plays a rather expensive set of drums in a heavy metal band, don't let h...

When rushing out the door to rescue the baby bunny from the stoat, remember you have 3 terriers a...

When showing your girlfriend a new exercise routine, dont brag about how many reps you can do. Sh...

When travelling through the US never ask anyone 'Can I bum a fag?'. They won't understand. You wi...

Running a 10K, attending a hot yoga flow class, and going to $4 Margarita night are all great ind...

When working with the Canadian military it is not a good idea to sing O Canada like Terrance and ...

If your brother and his boyfriend are fighting, and are standing next to a bookshelf, vacate the ...

When watching a weirdly gruesome horror film in the middle of the day, for god sake close the cu...

When giving a urine sample at the doctor's, make sure you realize that your bladder holds more li...