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Me: How come dad's name is not on the deed to the house? Mom: Cause this is MY house your dad is...

during dinner me: so.. mom... how was golfing today? mom: what do you mean? me: you said that ...

*Older sister was listening to Justin Bieber* Mom: Amanda! Stop listening to those lesbian sin...

(Looking at the giant plastic wrap our new rug came in) Me: Hey dad what's that? Dad: My condom...

(Discussing conspiracy theories) Mom: That's like the government trying to cover up the assassin...

[grandma turns away from the table and farts] Grandpa: Can you at least walk farther away before...

*Nobody has spoken a word and we are all eating lunch* Grandma: And that's another nice thing ...