kaoririna

(My parents before I was born) Dad: I think you should have a natural birth. Mom: Ok, I'll go n...

Mom: What's with all the clothes on your floor? Me: I never have time to clean up. Mom: No, I t...

(Angry at a video game)Me:Jesus Christ! Mum:He wont help you

I bruised some ribs and got a lovely case of whiplash a week ago in an accident and today was the...

(While watching the Royal Wedding) Sister: Kate lookes like she's texting! Mum: Yeah, she's goi...

(Im trying on clothes) Mom: No, that's too sexy. Boys will want to have butt sex with you. Me: ...

Dad: I have to make a make-up final because one of my servants--I mean students--isn't going to b...

Dad: So I was in the shower this morning, and I was thinking about Doctor Who. *spaces off*