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  • If your wife was complaining about standing on one of your young son's lego blocks, do not tell h...
  • It's not a good idea to let your parrot sit on your head, no matter how upset he seems when you t...
  • When running away from a wasp when in a parking lot, turn and run. Don't run backwards. There are...
  • When you want to goto a dance and you decide to wear your white t-shirt that you have recently go...
  • If you happen to get curious and look up pressure points online, don't sit there and poke yoursel...
  • If you see the doors of the Subway train closing and decide to make an epic attempt for it. Remem...
  • If you suspect that something you ate might have given you diarrhea, do not eat more of it to see...
  • When trying to make your clogged gel pen work by blowing into the end, remember not to inhale. Yo...
  • If your car is missing from the driveway in the morning. Before calling the police, check to see...

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