If your wife was complaining about standing on one of your young son's lego blocks, do not tell h...
It's not a good idea to let your parrot sit on your head, no matter how upset he seems when you t...
When running away from a wasp when in a parking lot, turn and run. Don't run backwards. There are...
When you want to goto a dance and you decide to wear your white t-shirt that you have recently go...
If you happen to get curious and look up pressure points online, don't sit there and poke yoursel...
If you see the doors of the Subway train closing and decide to make an epic attempt for it. Remem...
If you suspect that something you ate might have given you diarrhea, do not eat more of it to see...
When trying to make your clogged gel pen work by blowing into the end, remember not to inhale. Yo...
If your car is missing from the driveway in the morning. Before calling the police, check to see...