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Mom (through text): I need you to empty the dishwasher. Me: Umm.. I'm in the same room as you, ya know. Mom (through text): I know, I'm just mad at you right now. Me: Why!? What'd I do!? Mom (through text): You haven't unloaded the dishwasher, yet.
(me asking my dad if new girlfriend can sleep over) Me: Can i have my gf stay over tonight? Dad: That depends, are you going to "touch" her? Me, laughing: No, i won't "touch" her. Dad: look at me with a straight face and answer me, will you "touch" her? Me, straight-faced: No, I won't. Dad: Then there's no need for her to come over. Me:.....
