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Dad, after watching me use an inhaler to help with bronchitis: Wow, looks like you're ready for y...
(while shopping for a backpack) Me: I kinda like this purple plaid one. Dad: It looks like they...
Mom: You know how sometimes you come across a carrot that tastes like a wet mitten?
Me: Mom I'm gonna get a tattoo. Mom: The only tattoo I'll allow you to get is eyeballs on the bo...
Mom to Dad: Cats. We could've had CATS. It's all your fault.
Sister: I want to have a girl and name her Allie. Dad: Why, cause that's where she was conceived?
