kittification

Dad, after watching me use an inhaler to help with bronchitis: Wow, looks like you're ready for y...

(while shopping for a backpack) Me: I kinda like this purple plaid one. Dad: It looks like they...

Mom: You know how sometimes you come across a carrot that tastes like a wet mitten?

Me: Mom I'm gonna get a tattoo. Mom: The only tattoo I'll allow you to get is eyeballs on the bo...

Mom to Dad: Cats. We could've had CATS. It's all your fault.

Sister: I want to have a girl and name her Allie. Dad: Why, cause that's where she was conceived?