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Dont build your wasp nest in my charcoal grill. I have lighter fluid, matches, and a near sadist...

Never go to LFMF more than once a day. There will be nothing new. #LFMF

When you have a pretty deep cut on one of your little toes that was bleeding profusely just last ...

When you can't speak German never try to sing a song in german, you will sound like you are gaggi...

If you have a new pair of gym shorts with built in underwear, your mom will try to convince you t...

If you've recently ripped off a giant hangnail, make sure you at least put a bandage around your ...

After shaving your legs, check you havent cut yourself before putting your new white leggins on, ...

While paying attention you can pet your cat and pat your dog at the same time. But as soon as you...