kittykisser

*I'm 6 and standing in the kitchen with Mom and Dad after a major earthquake* Mom: "Jack! Grab t...

I was lying in bed and my cat was sitting on me, trying to wake me up by putting his paws on my f...

Me: Does watching Glee makes you gay? Dad: Nope, it's being gay that makes you watch Glee.

get to meet and know a girl's family BEFORE you fall in love with her and she moves in with you. ...

Don't tell lonely co-workers where you live. #LFMF

After years of being tormented as 'the kitty cat girl' it finally stopped after 7 good years of m...

Me: The stupid buckle (on backpack) won't buckle. Mom: Well I guess he has one. He has two legs,...

Just because you can fit it in your cleavage, doesn't mean you should. That bottle of hot pink na...