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Me: Hey dad, could you help me with the periodic table of elements? Dad: Oh sure, I have that me...

Me: The concert I'm going to is the 14th, not today. Mom, to my dad: Honey, call everyone and t...

Mom: Know what happens when you assume? Me: What? Mom: You make an ass out of you. Me: Isn't t...

Dad (to daughter while discussing wedding plans): Give you away? You've cost me too much money. I...