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my mom; I really don't like men in uniform me: Why? mom: Because they take my drugs me: ....-.-

Me: I wish I had bigger boobs. Dad: Eat twinkies. Worked for your mother.

Dad - And I picked up this Granola Oil Me - You mean Canola Oil? Mom - Out of the millions of s...

Me: It's so weird all of a sudden having friends Mom: What do you mean all of a sudden? Don't yo...