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Mom: don't let a girl use you in a relationship Dad: unless its for sex, then its ok Me: ...

(talking to my dad at 19) Me: Dad i just got engaged! Dad: Why would you want to buy the book w...

>opening Mother's Day gifts< Mom: What's this symbol you keep writing on all my cards?Me: Look...

While talking about people who go to Alcoholics Anonymous meetings... Grandma: And that's why ...