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Me, reading a funny poll (Instyle magazine): Hey mom! This poll asked if Justin Bieber was too yo...

-during a conversation about my nephews children Mom: how are they bathing those kids? Me: what...

*Me opeing the fridge to get some food. I find an empty ham package* Me: Dad,why is there an emp...

Mom (leaving a message on my grandpa's phone): Call back, it's your favorite daughter. Grandpa: ...

(My Father, in a bar, saying that the music on a jukebox stops whenever someone says something em...

(80-year-old Meemaw) I hate going to the grocery store on Sunday afternoons. That's when all the ...