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(watching twilight with mom) Edward: How about the weather? Bella: I don't like the rain. I don...

Driving in the car Me: Remember that one time you crashed into the tree? Dad: I didn't crash in...

(My mother,who is Italian, talking about how she just realized her 500 dollar Coach purse was mad...

Me: Can I use the wii? Dad: Why, are you asking if you can go to the bathroom? Brother: It's a ...

Mom: Don't get old. It sucks. Eldest sister: Meaning we should die young? Middle sister: Yay! I...

*My dad and I were at the mall and some guy was handing out free samples of their new fudge* Fre...

(Im trying on clothes) Mom: No, that's too sexy. Boys will want to have butt sex with you. Me: ...

*while sitting in a restaurant talking about adoption* dad: nobody wants to adopt the teens, the...

*Look out window* Mom:Oh look, the neighbors got a kazoo. Me:What? No, that's a gazebo. Mom:Do...

(Temporarily Moved back home with parents after nasty divorce, family cat walks up an purrs) D...