loltween

Me: Why are you buying a chainsaw? Dad: It's only 20$! How can I not?!

Mother: (Leaving the house) No parties, no boys... Me: Why boys? Mother: I don't know. Me: Can...

(I came into the kitchen without my dad noticing me) Dad: *Turns around* Oh! Where the hell did ...

(Me talking on the phone with my boyfriend) Me:I love you Mom: You don't love him. You'll never...