lolzpiez's Favorites
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(My wife and I going to the hospital while she's in labor.) Me: Excuse me, my wife is in labor. ...
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Dad: If you get that girl pregnant you have to name the kid Fruitloop. Me: Why? Dad: I lost a b...
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*phone rings* Me: *answers* This is road kill cafe you kill we grill it, this is Sam speaking! ...
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