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Dad and I at a pet store looking at parrots: Parrot: Cracker? Dad: and damn proud of it!

My grandmother had a conversation with a total stranger, and informed her that she had six childr...

working out in the garden on a hot day Mom: im sweating like a hooker at a southern baptist revi...

The top of the toilet tank is not the best place to put your cell while in the shower. It will ri...

Yesterday, my best friends email and facebook where hacked and stolen, and she was really devasta...

I had a woman pick me up with the line "I've got bacon back at my place."