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Never, while taking calls for a plastic surgery clinic, giggle when a woman schedules an appointm...

Silky Pajamas sound like a great idea. But when combined with silk sheets, you'll find yourself f...

CLEMATIS is a woody, flowering vine. CHLAMYDIA is a sexually transmitted disease. #LFMF

Don't watch the Republican debate right after the carousel scene from Saw VI. There is a certain ...

(My dad questioning my sister's date to a Halloween dance) Dad: You ever smoke pot? Date: Yes s...

Me: Mom, I don't want to eat meat tonight. I just got done dissecting a pig. Mom: What? You won'...

(Mom washing dishes): Who didn't wash this plate?! If I find out who you are, I'm going to come i...