The latest from madhatterlupin
If you're drafted to kill a fast-moving spider, even if you are wearing shoes, re-think using your foot. This spider may be fast enough to dodge then climb up your shoe and into your pants leg.
If you suddenly find it difficult to get a good, full breath in occasionally, don't look up your symptoms online, just go to a doctor. Otherwise, you're only going to make the panic attack you're actually having a lot worse when you're so convinced you've got a collapsed lung. #LFMF
When teacking middle school kids, do not let one of them answer the phone. "Hello, city morgue, you kill em' we chill em'!" Is NOT what your boss wants to hear when he calls your room. #LFMF
Even if you are just joking, NEVER tell your teacher that Doctor Who is more important than math.
If a guy in a wheelchair with no legs wins BINGO do not give him socks as a prize. #LFMF
