madhatterlupin's Favorites
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If you're drafted to kill a fast-moving spider, even if you are wearing shoes, re-think using you...
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If you suddenly find it difficult to get a good, full breath in occasionally, don't look up your ...
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When teacking middle school kids, do not let one of them answer the phone. "Hello, city morgue, y...
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Even if you are just joking, NEVER tell your teacher that Doctor Who is more important than math.
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If a guy in a wheelchair with no legs wins BINGO do not give him socks as a prize. #LFMF
