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(A new Sonic just opened up in town) Uncle: We got Sonic's! Hells yeah! Me: Cool! Uncle: I am ...

(Looking in the pantry for some food. Mom barges in.) Mom: The evil llama's are here, hand me th...

Mom: What's going on? Me: Apparently Sarah Palin said something stupid again. Mom: You know, wi...

(Drinking with my dad for the first time.) Dad: *Unintelligible muttering.* Me: Dad, you're dru...

Dad: I hit a squirrel on the way home. Mom: Oh no. Dad: Yeah, it almost got away but I swerved ...

Little sister: Dad, why do you sleep naked? Dad: Trust me dear, no robber wants to see a naked m...

Mother: (Leaving the house) No parties, no boys... Me: Why boys? Mother: I don't know. Me: Can...