The latest from merinosheepbaa
On your first ever day in your huge new high school, don't assume the person you're walking with to your net class knows the way. You will be on the wrong side of the school when they tell you "I thought YOU were leading the way!" You will be very late to your next class. #LFMF
Don't take on an assignment as a freelance professional from someone you used to work for when you were 12 to earn some pocket money. They will not be able to make the mental switch and will expect to be able to pay you the same wages. #LFMF
It's not a mole that you've recently discovered and thought, "Hmm, has that always been there?" It's skin cancer. Get it looked at before they have to take a softball-sized chunk out of your leg. #LFMF
Good Idea - Becoming good friends with your boss Better Idea - Becoming great friends with your boss that he invites you on an all expenses paid family holiday to play golf with him Ok-ish idea - Getting close with the bosses oldest daughter, he will frown but come round when you tell him you like her Stupid Idea - Coming onto his other daughter when drunk Worst idea possible - Finding out a month later ... both are pregnant #LFMF
*A younger me* Don't ignore the odd lump in your pant leg. You will be walking casually down the halls, and the lump is gone. Check around quickly before a teacher grabs the lump and causes the whole school to laugh when she asks "Is this your underwear?" #LFMF
Before getting agitated at you computers disk drive for not reading a DVD, and hitting it none to lightly, make sure the disk is the DVD copy, not the BLURAY.
If you're using your laptop to give a presentation at a conference, please change your wallpaper beforehand. The audience will laugh when they see the Nyan Cat on your desktop. #LFMF
When trying to convince your sister that you're not drunk, telling her that you can't even count the alphabet backwards anyway won't help. #LFMF
Never play tag with your 120 pound dog. The dog will win, it will hurt. #LFMF
Situation: Noticing a house door is missing its number. Bad idea: Drawing the house number on the door in Sharpie. Really bad idea: Drawing the wrong number. Result: A potentially very confused postman and irate resident. Run. Fast. #LFMF
If your high school is having an assembly to recruit for various clubs it's not a good idea to send two girls to invite people to join the THESPIAN society. No one will think you said what you said. #LFMF
