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On your first ever day in your huge new high school, don't assume the person you're walking with ...

Don't take on an assignment as a freelance professional from someone you used to work for when yo...

It's not a mole that you've recently discovered and thought, "Hmm, has that always been there?" I...

Good Idea - Becoming good friends with your boss Better Idea - Becoming great friends with your ...

*A younger me* Don't ignore the odd lump in your pant leg. You will be walking casually down the ...

Before getting agitated at you computers disk drive for not reading a DVD, and hitting it none to...

If you're using your laptop to give a presentation at a conference, please change your wallpaper ...

When trying to convince your sister that you're not drunk, telling her that you can't even count ...

Never play tag with your 120 pound dog. The dog will win, it will hurt. #LFMF

Situation: Noticing a house door is missing its number. Bad idea: Drawing the house number on th...

If your high school is having an assembly to recruit for various clubs it's not a good idea to se...

When writing a paper, remember that the gemstone is spelled "onyx" and not "onix." Your teacher W...

Trying to convince your new boyfriend that your 13 year-old Pomeranian is harmless? Your dog will...

When making fun of your dog for running into the freshly cleaned sliding glass door, don't do the...

If you're a tomboy and shop like a man (go in, get what you need, GTFO), NEVER go to Ikea with yo...

Never go to the Premiere of a movie like Contagion when you are VERY sick and coughing A LOT. Peo...

Running into a glass door that is spotlessly clean and thus appears to be open can be made worse ...

Never, ever teach your friends about the game. Everytime you see them, you will lose. #LFMF

If you stumble upon your girlfriend in a public place never run up and grab her from behind. It w...

Just because it looks like an almond, the center of a peach pit reaaaally doesn't taste like an a...

Guys: if your wife walks up to you naked while you're playing a video game, with that suggestive ...

If you get a flat tire, and later go to throw out the flat, don't throw out the entire wheel. The...

No matter how good it smells or tastes in hot chocolate, NEVER try and take a swig of pure pepper...

If it's after midnight and you hear a puppy run into your yard wimpering in the rain, try to figh...

If you ever get a really good, fast spin going in an office chair, don't let go of the armrests t...

If your girlfriend pauses your "Thor" DVD at Chris Hemsworth's shirtless scene and says "God he's...

If you are fan of a controversial anime, and you see a LFMF about it, never, I repeat NEVER read ...

When your parents are chastising you for watching too much Family Guy, the correct response is no...

I don't care how much you love Adventure Time. Don't imitate Lumpy Space Princess and squeal "Oh ...

When it's your first time in San Francisco and you're out at a nightclub, do not ask the tall, br...