minimifidianism

Mom: I think Jared got these problems wrong on his Math test because he didn't understand them. ...

Sister: Mom, can I go to a 'Lil Wayne concert? Mom: No. Sister: Why not? Mom: Because you'r...

(While watching Shrek) Dad: You're lucky. When I was little my parents locked me in a tower. The...

(I'm doing a psych project) ME: Ok Dad, what's the first thing that comes to mind when I say "b...

(My mother,who is Italian, talking about how she just realized her 500 dollar Coach purse was mad...

Me: Can I use the wii? Dad: Why, are you asking if you can go to the bathroom? Brother: It's a ...

bullshitting with my dad Me: are you allergic to anything? Dad: (after 2 mins of looking in dee...

Me: So, last night, I had this crazy dream- Mom: Oh yeah? So did Martin Luther King, Jr. And he...

Me, playing Angry Birds: Dad, have you ever played Angry Birds? Dad: No, but I've seen the movie...