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My mother and I had booked an ordinary sedan to take me to an academic competition, but the car w...

When you are playing with a fire, and a coal falls out... Remember that you are wearing FiveFinge...

About a year ago i was depressed due to family problems, so to cheer myself up i drew a smiley fa...

my mother picked up a bottle of shampoo for me at the supermarket. because i have allergies, she...

When teacking middle school kids, do not let one of them answer the phone. "Hello, city morgue, y...

(to the waiter serving us at a diner) Dad: you wanna buy my daughter, i'll sell her to you for f...

Dad *about video games): Ah, the good old days when people had corners...